We all know your name. We all know your birthday, what color your eyes are, what your favorite food is. I’m not going to ask those dumb questions. Instead…

Any names your parents were thinking about that you would prefer?

If you had to pick one outfit that you currently own to wear for the rest of your life, what would it consist of?

What do you think is going to happen to you after you die?

What TV show have you seen every episode of?

What movie can you quote every line to?

What bands have you seen in concert?

What bands would you like to see in concert?

If you had the money to retire anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Is there a piece of jewelry or something similar that if you lost, you would feel naked?

What is one thing [appearance-wise or other] you would change about yourself?

One thing you would change about your best friend?

Everyone remembers their first birthday party that involved friends. Describe yours.

What do you think is the perfect age and why?

If you could go back in time and change your first kiss, would you?

How many times have you said “I love you” to someone of the opposite sex [romantically] and meant it?

How many times have you said it and not meant it?

Which member of your family has the biggest influence on your life?

If you won a $1,000 shopping spree to one store, what store would you want it to be?

Which is your favorite comic book movie [The Hulk, Spiderman, Ironman, etc]?

What do you think this phrase means: “I am drearily bloodletting this bedwetting cosmonaut”?

If you could go back in time and relive one memory – relive it, not change it – what memory would it be?

How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

Who taught you?

When you go to the movies, do you like to get candy or popcorn?

Describe the first real party you ever went to [i.e. first party with alcohol].

If you’ve never been to one, explain why not.

Did/do you like high school? Why or why not?

Do you have ONE best friend, who stands out among all the others, that’s been there for you seemingly forever?

If so, who is it?

If not, do you prefer having just a group of good friends, or would you like to have that one best friend?

Do you prefer the sound of electric, acoustic, or steel guitar?

Have you ever read the Bible – even just a little part of it?

Have you ever read the Koran?

What was the best pet you’ve ever had?

Out of all the states you’ve visited/lived in, which is your favorite?

Do you enjoy jigsaw puzzles?

If you were allowed one murder without punishment, would you do it?

Where do you keep your wallet when you’re out and about?

Have you ever seen a ghost?

How about seen things happen that you think were caused by a ghost?

Did you have Beanie Babies as a kid?

Did you have tag protectors for their tags, or did you just rip the tags off?

Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?

What’s the best Christmas present you ever received?

Which of your birthdays was the most memorable?

Name one song you can play on an instrument – any instrument.

Who taught you to play that song?

Out of all the teachers you’ve had, who had the biggest influence on you?

Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?

How about a moped?

When you were little, what was your favorite Disney movie?

What’s your favorite Disney movie now?

On the opposite sex, do you prefer muscles, average size, or scrawny bodies?

What’s the best gift you’ve ever received from a significant other?

What’s your favorite kind of chips?

That you know of, do you have any famous ancestors?

Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Is there someone you’ve been enemies with since you were little, and it’s never changed despite growing up and becoming more mature?

What laundry soap do you think smells the best?

Do you prefer Spongebob or Patrick?

If you’re currently dating someone, would you be ready to elope with them right now if they asked?

If you’re not dating someone, can you think of one person that you would elope with right now if they asked?

Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress in Hollywood right now?

Do you watch The Office?

If you don’t, have you at least seen one episode?

If you haven’t, are you aware that you should be brutally punished?

What’s the stupidest TV show on the air right now?

Have you ever written a song or a poem?

If you have, have you ever written a song or a poem for someone?

Last but not least, type some funny or inspiring lyrics as a closing: